Ballon Sword

A ballon sword is a typo for balloon sword, but you're either in a hurry or you are fucking stupid.

How many ballon swords you got, Cooper? I need to shove one in my ass.

by MayMay Aint Slick August 23, 2016

sword fighting

When two males stand facing each other with erect penises and move slowly together. The male who "strikes" the other first is deemed winner, and also the owner of the longer penis.

Jack and Bob were sword fighting yesterday to determine whose cock was longer.

by Rudy H March 02, 2007

Hand Sword

Something that I do to your moms ass. see credit card

I fucking hand sworded your moms ass last night

by outlaw June 20, 2004

sword fighter

the act utilizing your manhood as a sword and fighting another another fuck nut as in rubbing lizard bellys.

Sgt Kenneth T. B. was the champion sword fighter of the last of the last samauri's.

by chooch palmer December 07, 2007

sword and shield

An activity closely related to sword fighting, except this act takes place between a man and a women in which a erect penis tries to thrust in into the vagina, or in other words the shield.

Me and my girl were playing sword and shield last night.

by liljohn98 September 25, 2015

Sword of Omens

the act of ejaculating onto the top of a girl's head like a fountain with your erect penis pressed against the forehead, and a testicle placed over each of her eyes.

dude, this girl is a keeper, last night she gave me a Sword of Omens in a porta-potty at the special olympics!

by Dr. SftPork September 11, 2008

sword fight

When two males, either of the same family lines or two really drunk friends, attack each other with their streams of urine.

CollegeGuy1: Move over, I challenge you to a sword fight.
CollegeGuy2: Yeah sur...wait, WHAT? Are you drunk?

by Alexei Tajzler May 24, 2003