Svoboďák is a person who has strict rules in bed and loves to hunt gypsy kids. He also drinks sink water.
Person 1.: Is that a Svoboďák?
Person 2.: Looks like it is.
Person 1.: Where are you running?
Person 2.: To get his enormous nose to my butt.
Person 2.: Looks like it is.
Person 1.: Where are you running?
Person 2.: To get his enormous nose to my butt.
by Druhanov December 28, 2021
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4. To swoon over someone's boob.
1. The doctor was concerned about the health of my boobs, so I swoobed them and sent my swoob off to a lab to be tested.
2. The drama was so good that it had me swoobing till the end.
3. My mistress made me feel so good that I swoobed at 2.30 am last night.
4. I was half-drunk when I took a look at her cleavage and swoobed.
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by Spicy Umbrella January 10, 2022
Get the Swoob mug.A sexual deviance which develops in late teenage boys who feel too good about themselves to never interact with any girl who is below 8. These men can never care about anything other than pure looks and unsurprisingly end up with women who are more toxic than the toilets in Chernobyl. The sad part is that these men only want a woman which they can show off as a trophy to their family and friends.
If this isn't diagnosed and cured, these men will end up losing half of their hard earned property in their mid 40s when their little man inevitably stops working. Though, they will eventually still feel good about it by playing golf.
The definitive symptom of this deviance is persuasion of women with a very apparent South Bombay mindset. This blinds the man from every single thing that any rational individual will avoid vehemently. Though, only 2% of men will actually end up being cured if only they can let one word pass through their thick skull from the outside.
This is generally accompanied by severe mental retardation.
If this isn't diagnosed and cured, these men will end up losing half of their hard earned property in their mid 40s when their little man inevitably stops working. Though, they will eventually still feel good about it by playing golf.
The definitive symptom of this deviance is persuasion of women with a very apparent South Bombay mindset. This blinds the man from every single thing that any rational individual will avoid vehemently. Though, only 2% of men will actually end up being cured if only they can let one word pass through their thick skull from the outside.
This is generally accompanied by severe mental retardation.
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Bingleton: What's up with that guy?
Juandale: He was SWOBBLEGOBBLED
Bingleton: What's up with that guy?
Juandale: He was SWOBBLEGOBBLED
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