a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.
girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
Get the std rodmug. by Goblin.. February 23, 2024
Get the STDmug. 
A female, or a effeminate man, that likes to be treated like a queen, that is a frequent flyer at the free clinic for her “re-check” for chlamydia, gonorrea, heroes, genital warts (HPV), .........
A: Britney called again, she’s got a drainage and a smell for the 3rd time this month. B: Tell her to come on in to the clinic for treatment. A: Good thing we’re crowning her as the “STD QUEEN” for the month since this is her second positive GC (Gonorrhea-Chlymidia) this week!!
by Not Baker Mayfield December 6, 2017
Get the STD QUEENmug. 
by TheBuilder is funny November 18, 2020
Get the Std'smug. The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.
Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's
by CodyYoung June 21, 2010
Get the Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD'smug.