Soles - Even though you have been forbidden from getting online, you continue to fight the urge to masturbate aggressively.
"Fuck dude, my wife done took my internet away.....I need that shit if I'm gonna be able to soles one off right before work."
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Neil: Someone's house is probably on fire, all I can think about is how that wood fire smells nice. No one's got their chimney going so it's got to be a house fire. I love the smell of arson right before I go to sleep.
Kyle: Where are the marshmallows??
Neil: mmm smores made from the misery of those that lost their home are the BEST.
Kyle: Yeah man, you mean Phoenix Smores!
Kyle: Where are the marshmallows??
Neil: mmm smores made from the misery of those that lost their home are the BEST.
Kyle: Yeah man, you mean Phoenix Smores!
by doublefacepalm October 14, 2010
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People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
Person 1: Dude, what is that on your lip?
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
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