Snail Man

Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.

“Hey have you heard about Snail Man?”
“No.”

by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023

Snail Trail

When you’re getting finished off and you end up finishing off with cum all up your chest like a snail trail

Dude! My girlfriend finished me off and she snail trailed me!

by Superhobo13 February 10, 2020

Gay-Snail

A person that goes to sleep before all the bro's while having a great time playing video games.

Hey guys, imma go to sleep
- HAAAA fucking gay-snail, get a life bro.

by GnouleMEMES February 23, 2020

Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”

by Franko0119 August 15, 2020

Snail sandwich

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly

Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.

by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022

Dirty Snail

When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.

Hey John, wanna do the dirty snail tonight?

by TheAssSnatcher January 14, 2022

Snail Hail

Why this Why not This Hey Why is There so Much Capital letter So Bye Capital Letters Bye "K" Mom

don't in hail yo Snail Hail Please

by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022