smurf poo 

Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"

Guy: I learned how to fly today.

Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.

smurf poo by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

Surfshark 

Gullible. To to be easily fooled into making a statement or rushing blindly to a course of action without vetting your source. To act hastily without realising you were being lied to by an internet troll who deleted their tweet.

You just did what? Wow, you are so Surfsharked!

Surfshark by Eckythump September 10, 2021

Smurfin 

Someone who has edited or dyed blue hair. Also the act of slowly turning the world into a collection of smurfins. Loosely related to the smurfs franchise.

*ugly or uncomfortable picture with edited blue hair*
caption: #smurfin

Smurfin by mamawhoreo September 11, 2021

surfshark 

A digital surfboard to ride that cybersecurity wave. A good VPN for short.

That surfshark is fast.

surfshark by chonky_succulent November 25, 2021

dirt smurf 

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

dirt smurf by Apply_ice_2_burn July 23, 2017

Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.

I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.

Purple smurf by Thenig187 September 7, 2017

Egon Smurf 

Egon Smurf is something you scream after you comepletly fucked someone in the ass.

"Oh, ouch, that hurts"
"You got fucking Egon Smurf!"

Egon Smurf by drzinzao November 7, 2017