SLOTHLETE

To be a professional sloth.

Sally worksout during the week and then goes on a drinking binge all weekend. She goes from athlete to slothlete.

by KCMcPeterkin April 29, 2004

Sloth Ass

A very lazy person. Somone who is so lazy they dont respond to text messages and or Im's.

Stephanie you are such a sloth ass when you dont answer text messages!

by Ryan Tallent December 6, 2006

sprung sloth

a sloth with an erection

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that?
Guy 2: See what?
Guy 1: There was a sprung sloth in that tree back there. His cock was bigger than Jesus.

by SprungSloth January 16, 2009

Sloth slut

1. a slutty ass girl, that will do anythin in her power to get dick, a one night stand hood-rat, that you cant believe you fucked in the first place and made you wish you were fucked up on some other drug so you wouldnt have remembered dabbling in it in the first place.

2. If any of these traits sound familiar to you, I sincerely urge you go get tested immediately for any major or common STD's

3.Sharon=Carin :)

Yimmy's first night stand with the sloth slut......you know!!!

by PEE@JAY June 30, 2011

sloshy

state of extreme drunkeness that is only reached after mixing perscription pills and alcohol. Usually results in complete memory loss.

"I dont know what happened last night. That xanex had me sloshy"

by Benk January 2, 2005

Slothecision

An adjetive used to describe an individual who is incapable of making simple every day choices. Responds to simple questions with "I guess we'll figure it out", "Whats the rush". Often finds themselves sleeping.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to drink, we have a large water or a medium water?"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"

by slothtammer December 8, 2010

Sloth patty

The solid brick of egg on a Mc'Donalds egg Mc'Muffin, solid yellow in color and cylindrical in shape.

Dude, i ordered a double Mc'Muffin and it only came with one sloth patty.

by Michel Mc'Nasty November 5, 2010