SheepinOfficial

A prime example of a beta-male. Can't pick up a mere stick and spreads an unholy miasma to other Chads. Never become this...this thing. Astonishingly Sheepin has followers, but they too are examples of clowns.

Mom: "Look little Timmy! See that man over there. That's SheepinOfficial! You know what he is?"
Timmy: "Oh I know! A total loser and a deadbeat!"
Mom: "That's right! That's my smart little man!"

by ACJ_NSE February 4, 2021

Sleep In

What probably 95% of the population would do if the war machine of school and work wasn’t so cruel and oppressive. Very few can do it regularly. For some reason it feels much better to sleep in and wake up at a time of your choosing. The people that run society get to sleep in, but they force their slaves to wake up really fuckin’ early, cutting them short always.

I can’t wait until the weekend, I’m going to sleep in until noon and enjoy my temporary freedom. Then its back to misery.

by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021

Dick-Sheeping

The act of screwing a girl very timidly.

Marco was dick-sheeping that girl, she did not even orgasm.

by doctercockter May 11, 2011

Bachelor sweeping

When a bachelor walks barefoot on bare floors. When enough crap sticks to his feet, he wipes them with his hand over a garbage can.

"All he ever does is dust with this hands and bachelor sweeping. He never mops or vacuums. His sink is full of dishes. His bathtub and toilet are disgusting. Why on God's green earth would you want to date him?"

by lifeinfragments September 18, 2012

Chimney Sweeping

Giving butterfly kisses on someone's asshole

Did you know Sean has pink eye?

Yeah he was chimney sweeping that sketchy chick from the bar last night.

Serves him right.

by ChimneyBandit January 3, 2020

Dragging Ass and Sweeping Grass

Doing none to very little work, and the work you’re doing is pointless.

Working very little but looking busy.

Dude, how’s your job going?

Not bad, just been dragging ass and sweeping grass.

by Jack_Mehoff_69 August 17, 2021

sleeping vampire

after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl for extra fun)

i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!

by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005