slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014

slaying rainbows

Killing it while on LSD

We got a Lizards encore, were gifted a fifth of bourbon, found our car and copped two free tickets to tomorrow nights show in Portsmouth ...we were slaying rainbows all night.

by Glittersargeant January 17, 2015

Slapping the pink

Vaginal masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door I caught her slapping the pink.

by BobAbui April 15, 2015

Slapping Tuna

When a man has sex with a woman; A man smelling like rotten vagina stink.

"This man passed by and I swear he was slapping tuna".

by CrazyNinja May 2, 2015

sloaping

Chilled or relaxed

Man im sloaping

by realnamedefinitions123 November 10, 2015

Slapping The Rope

term used for male masturbation

nah can't right now mate im slapping the rope

by defDEF332 January 16, 2019

slapping a twig

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole

hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA

by mskay October 29, 2019