The ugly sister. The perfect extreme-makover candidate. The perfect Swan candidate.The frustrated sister who's trying to hard to break away from the shadow. An average girl who cannot sing but fakes it anyway.
If you've envied your big sister all your life because she has everything you don't; the voice, the beauty, the body, the man, the money: then you're an Ashlee Simpson
by tess December 31, 2004
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by Schergan December 28, 2005
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Unattractive and untalented sister of Jessica Simpson. Wannabe punk. Wears dark clothes, 'punk' t-shirts and ripped jeans. Fucks rich-girl's exes. Has a very large nose.
Synonyms: ASSLEE, Milli Vanilli Part II
Synonyms: ASSLEE, Milli Vanilli Part II
'I'm such a girly-girl! People think because I sing rock music I don't care about girly things... I LUV goth furniture!'
by Sarah February 21, 2005
Get the Ashlee Simpson mug.probably the dumbest living fuck on the face of the earth. she is only famous because she is "hot" as told by my friends omar and joe.
by thegfofjoe May 17, 2006
Get the jessica simpson mug.A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album.
Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.
She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.
Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.
Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.
She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.
Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.
Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.
by Lindsayyayyy May 22, 2006
Get the ashlee simpson mug.Originating in the Yonge and Eglinton area of Toronto Canada. It Is the act of getting very high on Percocet and drunk off Smirnoff Ice or Coors Light. It entails calling everyone around you a “cunt” while feverishly scratching there neck, face, and penis due to the Percocet high. A small penis accompanies this disorder along with mild confusion and retardation. Affected hosts also try and use speech to text on there IPhones but can not properly be understood due to having a partial cock in there mouth. (Sometimes just the tip)
GROUP TEXT CONVERSATION:
Jason: I’m gonna now the wall with beard candy ape ape!
Bosco: wtf?!? Is this Yorkie?
Carlos: jason take the whole cock out of your mouth bro
Jason: cunt I’m going to climb a tree with my pony and cjdnfkxcn
Jj: even the tip pops!... even the tip....
Matt: I’m so high right now...
Bosco: cunts got a case of the Simpsonitis!
Jason: I’m gonna now the wall with beard candy ape ape!
Bosco: wtf?!? Is this Yorkie?
Carlos: jason take the whole cock out of your mouth bro
Jason: cunt I’m going to climb a tree with my pony and cjdnfkxcn
Jj: even the tip pops!... even the tip....
Matt: I’m so high right now...
Bosco: cunts got a case of the Simpsonitis!
by Double triple August 17, 2020
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He has incredibly large eyebrows/slugs.
He is now in a band called Fightstar.
He has incredibly large eyebrows/slugs.
He is now in a band called Fightstar.
by Emicat January 1, 2006
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