The month that all Simp's fear, knowing they can't do homework for the girl they admire, or bring her coffee in the morning, since it is No Simp September, the month that makes all of Pokimane's Tier 3 Subs tremble in fear, knowing they can't do anything to protect their queen from Keemstar making hilarious comments about her.
Guy 1: Dude, you know Sam over there?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: He failed No Simp September, He already offered to help Kylie with her homework.
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: He failed No Simp September, He already offered to help Kylie with her homework.
by Haudi🤠 September 1, 2020
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The simp police are a secretive highly trained and skilled team the governments have devised up to stop simps from simping
Friend: OMG man (insert a hot chick you know name here) is a queen and I’d die for her
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass
by BIGSEANDAWG1 March 27, 2020
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Get the homer simpson mug.Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.
Pull a Jessica Simpson :
Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.
Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.
by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010
Get the Pull a Jessica Simpson mug.Any E-Girl on Twitch, Twitter, Youtube, Patreon, Onlyfans, etc, that says it is not a problem to simp and that you are a king for doing so.
by MuttJackal March 14, 2020
Get the Simpathizer mug.When a public action is taken against a male/female streamer that makes their simps support them less.
The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...
The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...
When Keemstar announced that Pokimane had a boyfriend he really simp-blocked her.
Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block
Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block
by Doubletheblack May 20, 2020
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