Mexican Secret Santa

-verb

The act of defecating down a person's chimney; often used as a form of revenge or punishment.

My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.

I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock

by navenaveve69 May 25, 2010

five second rule

A simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food.

Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.

by brolli. July 22, 2008

Jailhouse C-Section

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012

Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!

by skeletorfarnsworth November 3, 2012

Second Day Stupids

The feeling one gets the day after smoking marijunana. This person is slower than normal and seems a little dumber than usual.

Joe:"Does Will seem a little more stupid today?"
Steve:"Yah man he must have second day stupids."

by Cincinatus April 12, 2008

20 second breakfast

a Monster Zero Ultra. common term used on IRC and Mumble servers.

Man, I'm tired. Time to have a 20 second breakfast!

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 1, 2018

montfort secondary school

montfort secondary is where everyday you will see a student sitting at the detention area everyday upon entering the school.It is also home to the yps sparing and fighting in the toilet.The toilet in our school is the best for doing all sorts of shit like vaping,fighting,escaping class and using phone.There are also alot of discipline cases everyday as there is always that one cb kia with anger issues in the class that likes to fight ppl for the smallest shit

Montfort secondary school where you will definitely need to fight someone in your time there

by DtYJun August 21, 2021

secure the bag

An expression use to describe the act of taking/obtaining advantage of the situation and keep something of value.

1. Play your cards right and secure the bag.
2. Be an intern and work full-time hours. That's how you secure the bag.
3. I cut him/her off but I secured the bag.
4. Friend 1: He/she said he/she wants to make it up to me.

Friend 2: There's your chance to secure the bag.

by Luv Cookies July 4, 2017