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love-seat

Da lap or stomach of the "underneath" partner in a couple during intercourse, where the "upper" person is "sitting" or "riding" on the lower one.
To avoid injury or distress to someone who's acting as a "love-seat", the "sitting" person should consider (1) how sturdy his "seat" partner is, and (2) how big/bulky/heavy HE HIMSELF is, and therefore whether he might be excessively squashing his romantic partner.
by QuacksO May 25, 2021
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Seat of epiphanies

A place where you have primarily have realizations, typically a toilet.
Yo Kendra, I just had a eureka moment on the seat of epiphanies.
by Grand Duke Ferdinand December 20, 2021
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seat 21

seat 21: child masterbated seamen most likey referenced when talking about a school bus
oh my god you did not just seat 21 on the school bus why didn’t you wait till you got home to watch hentai
by SEAT 21 May 22, 2022
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Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.
"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"
by Headcircus April 23, 2013
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Wank Seat

The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.
I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat
by Colin Bucket August 7, 2020
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Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.
Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK
by The_trickster_ November 3, 2020
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seat hopping

At sporting events, when people take unused seats they didn't pay for.
"Let's buy tickets for the nosebleeds and go seat hopping later."
by Eventful Grain June 9, 2017
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