Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 01, 2016
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Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 01, 2016
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Seat of epiphanies

A place where you have primarily have realizations, typically a toilet.
Yo Kendra, I just had a eureka moment on the seat of epiphanies.
by Grand Duke Ferdinand December 20, 2021
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Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.
Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK
by The_trickster_ November 03, 2020
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seat rape

When someone sits in a seat next to you, even though you told them not to.
This ugly bitch seat raped me in global today.
by The 60s Freak February 10, 2016
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On the ninja seat

When you're in the bathroom and trying to take a quiet crap if someone is outside the door. Or when ther is multiple people in the room at once
Tim was on the ninja seat when Judy was waiting outside the door for him.
by Lizzie Smith II November 04, 2010
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Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.
"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"
by Headcircus April 23, 2013
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