Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.

Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK

by The_trickster_ November 03, 2020

Seat Pickled

When two men are driving in a vehicle and the passenger reaches over and massages the drivers nether regions until a climax that results in a frothy mixture of cum and sweat that remains forever imbedded within the material of the seat.

Jimmy reached across the center console of the car and seat pickled Jack.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 19, 2020

Aisle seat

The worst seat in the cinema reserved for the lanky or infirm

Dave booked us aisle seats again

by Frank N Stein October 29, 2020

Bro seat

The seat that two men leave empty between them in a movie theater so they don't have to sit awkwardly next to one another.

"Dude, don't sit there, leave a bro seat."

by Bondsmith April 22, 2021

Wank Seat

The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.

I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat

by Colin Bucket August 07, 2020

love-seat

Da lap or stomach of the "underneath" partner in a couple during intercourse, where the "upper" person is "sitting" or "riding" on the lower one.

To avoid injury or distress to someone who's acting as a "love-seat", the "sitting" person should consider (1) how sturdy his "seat" partner is, and (2) how big/bulky/heavy HE HIMSELF is, and therefore whether he might be excessively squashing his romantic partner.

by QuacksO May 25, 2021

ejaction seat

The seat that you masturbate in.

Your bro: Dude. Don't sit there. That is my ejaction seat.
You: That's fucking disgusting, man.

by brostradamusmandudechill February 16, 2011