Mom Said I Could

if mom says you can, then you can

no matter what ANYBODY else says

Normal Person- "Wait why are you in my car?"
Weird Person- "mOm sAiD i cOuLd..."

by SquatingDog March 14, 2020

It said

You can say it said before describing any type of noise. The improper but proper way of describing a noise. That is not alive nor ever will be.

Addison kicked her mom in the pussy and it said “ppppfff”

by Waffledoghouse October 13, 2021

Magitus said yeetus the fetus and commit self deletus

Yes.

HEY!
Magitus said yeetus the fetus and commit self deletus

by AverageFnafEnjoyer May 5, 2022

Thats what she said

It turns an ordinary, innocent statement into something dirty.

True story
Boy chokes
Teacher: did your it go down the wrong whole Ashton?
Me (really loud): thats what she said!
Class laughs.
Meaning: the dick went up the asshole and not the vagina hole or vise versa

by Netballchick786 May 14, 2014

That's What She Said

Used to call anything that was accidentally inappropriate.(TWSS for short)

Girl(in reference to math packet) It's so thick!
Other person: That's what she said!

by CDDB4 November 30, 2015

That's what she said

The most annoying joke that can turn anything you say into something dirty.
When saying it you're referring to something a girl could say in bed.

"It's so big!"
"That's what she said."
*sighs*

by Jadzzz June 29, 2017

That being said, I'd tap that

Something you say after talking shit on a woman to clarify you'd still bang her after everything you say. Usually said on celebs or an acquaintance.

Guy: Kim K is such an arrogant bitch, she's 90% plastic! That being said, I'd tap that.

Example 2:
Guy: Matt's girlfriend Amy is such a slut, I'm certain she's cheating on him. That being said, I'd tap that.

by ShoshAhSheli August 15, 2017