John Russel

He is a good type of a friend and the one that makes you think you wanna date him. His appearance may seem cold and distant, but as you get to know him, he is very clingy, caring, talkative, funny, and childish especially when no one's around. A type of a guy that tells his mom about you. He's a husband material. But also very toxic, inconsistent, and insensitive once you're in a relationship with him. You can spot his red flags during the talking stage. John Russel is hard to forget, he's too good in bed.

Please comeback to me, I still love u John Russel.

by C€LC€L January 20, 2022

Law of Bill Russell

(Bill Russell was a basketball hall of famer who won 11 world championships...so basiclaly he is a pimp and does what and who he wants) If any individual has earned 10+ world championships and is wearing atleast 10 of those rings at any time, all women who on a scale of 1-10 are rated a 10 within a 5 mile radius will be drawn by a magnetic force to that individuals genitalia and be attached at the mouth till that person removes a ring to make it less than 10

Ryder- wow i really need a blow job.

Greg- well just win 10 world championships.

Ryder- What good will that do me?

Greg- Well, by the law of Bill Russell if you were wearing your 10 championship rings you could get a blow job whenever you wanted.

by Greg Scott August 3, 2006

Crown Russe Vodka

An extremely cheap and popular vodka. One handle goes for roughly $9-12 and tastes awful, but after a few shots, it doesn't matter. Good to mix in drinks and get drunk fast.

A choice among college students on a budget.

"Get me a handle of Crown Russe Vodka... I don't need to break the bank to get trashed tonight."

by kmeister December 13, 2008

Dirty Russian

pissing in a chicks mouth. Technically impossible with an erection, so it's a common punishment for bad head.

she didn't know how to suck cock. in fact, she was so bad i lost my boner. so i gave her a dirty russin and kicked her out of the car.

by Anti January 17, 2005

Russelling

Behavior that simulates actual work, while, in reality, not performing work at all

Programming emails in the morning to be sent out at various times during the day while spending the rest of the day at the bar drinking Margaritas.

What are you doing today Joe?
I am Russelling!

by Russeller January 7, 2013

Russell Wilson

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.

Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

russia

1) Largest nation in land area, has a population 140 million, steadily declining since collapse of USSR
2) Capital Moscow is Europe's largest city with 13 million people, frequently ranks as 2nd most expensive city after Tokyo
3) Is mostly a democracy on paper only
4) US dollars and Euros are used just as much as rubles
5) Owner of the world's largest stockpile of tactical and strategic nuclear weapons
6) Has a very safe and successful space program
7) Struggles to maintain a vast military, while dealing with domestic terrorism daily
8) Has a thouroughly obscene obsession with German sedans
9) Average worker makes only $200 a month
10) Is incredibly beautiful in the winter

When in Moscow, watch out for the government (and not-so-government) luxobarges that like to drive on the opposite side of the road at triple digit speeds. Sphincter clenchingly terrifying, and makes Russian roulette look like a kindergarten game.

by Hans Blix September 19, 2005