When some conservative lady gives you a hand job with a condom on. This can also be used when receiving a hand job from some conservative lady while she wears a leather glove.
Her: " Ew I don't want you to cum all over the place so bag that shit up. I'll give you a "bag rub."
by Saucy 5,000 March 17, 2008

a type on foreplay that leads to anal sex where you rubb someone's anus with your finger.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.
by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009

The act of placing as many funyuns possible on your member and proceed to recieve a handjob from your partner
by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.
I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.
by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

by MedicChris80 October 7, 2018

It's when two men, typically Rico and Fang, coordinate a time and place to rub their butt cheeks together and say "COOKIES!"
by jssynth July 10, 2020

by Sdrawdenor June 21, 2022
