this absolute beauty goes around and bags all malorys
so if your girl is named malory.. watch out!
he be bagging everyone he sees aii
so if your girl is named malory.. watch out!
he be bagging everyone he sees aii
my friend “rowan parkes”
by row! April 12, 2023
by dababysheeeesh April 18, 2021
by AsparagusAA January 27, 2018
Taking a Rowdy Rowan means to take the fattest, juiciest, dirtiest crap of your life. Your toilet will never be the same again.
"Yo man, my stomach is killing me, I think ima have to pull a Rowdy Rowan on your toilet." - Brandon
"Bro, I keep telling you, stop saying Rowdy Rowan when you gotta take a mean dump!" - Rowan
"Bro, I keep telling you, stop saying Rowdy Rowan when you gotta take a mean dump!" - Rowan
by BxCFanficEnjoyer March 20, 2024
When you get a little too tipsy at the senior feastival and you must take the fattest dump of your life.
Brandon: "Yo, I had a little too much Kirkland Water and I'm feeling kind of bad. I think I'm going to take a Rowdy Rowan real quick!"
Rowan: "Bro, please stop saying Rowdy Rowdy!"
Brandon: "Nah bro. When your stomach's getting cloudy, then you got to get rowdy!"
Rowan: "Bro, please stop saying Rowdy Rowdy!"
Brandon: "Nah bro. When your stomach's getting cloudy, then you got to get rowdy!"
by BxCFanficEnjoyer April 23, 2024
the most fucking emo man EVER from underrated gay fantasy musical the art of pleasing princes written by mel hornyak and composed by elliot valentine lee
person 1: oh my god that guy is such a rowan astor!
person 2: ok bro. youre acoustic. stop referencing art of pleasing princes. BUT TRUE.
person 2: ok bro. youre acoustic. stop referencing art of pleasing princes. BUT TRUE.
by ambrosebassford November 09, 2023