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Small Meat Romantic 

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)
Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance
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Hopeless Gamer Romantic 

Someone who is in love with the idea of meeting someone on an online video game and then falling in love with each other.
"A hopeless romantic? Nah I'm more of a hopeless GAMER romantic!"

Requi(es)romantic 

A term for people on the aromantic spectrum.

Used to describe somebody who doesnt feel romantic attraction due to mental or emotional exhaustion. Can be caused my many different things ranging from burn-out, to bad experiences.
Requi(es)romantic was coined by Gay4Dragons on Tumblr
Requi(es)romantic by flwrsforboo December 30, 2022

romantically frustrated 

A person who is generally stressed out and frustrated of being single, or as a result of the absence of a partner. Not to be confused with sexual frustration.

Signs of the romantically frustrated include a strong need to cuddle, touch, hug and hold. Other signs include chewing ice, eating chocolate, peeling labels off of bottles, and watching romantic movies such as "The Notebook."
I am so romantically frustrated right now, I just want to meet a guy/girl who likes me back...

OR

Why am I this romantically frustrated? I would just like to cuddle and talk about useless things...
romantically frustrated by joachimt February 13, 2014

romanticize 

The actual motherfricking définition of the word ‘romanticize’

deal with or describe in an idealized or unrealistic fashion; make (something) seem better or more appealing than it really is.

For example: (not hating on Melanie Martinez bc she is a good example when it comes to mind on the word romanticise)
Guy 1: Melanie Martinez romanticizes mental illness

Guy 2: That’s an understatement
romanticize by Shrek-Tastic! August 7, 2018

Junjou Romantica 

An amazing shounen-ai anime (also a manga) that revolves around 3 couples (Junjou Romantica ((main couple)) , Junjou Egoist , and Junjou Terrorist). People who aren't even much of a fan of yaoi love this anime. The makers of it also made Sekaii Ichi Hatsukoi .
Non-Fangirl-" Hey what're you watching?"

Yaoi Fangirl- "Junjou Romantica. Look! There are 3 couples!"

Non-Fangirl- "Yaoi isn't really my thing.."

Fangirl- "Try it!"

10 minutes later...

"Omigod I LOVE this!!!!! I SHIP SO MUCH!!"
Junjou Romantica by LLLLiiilly December 19, 2013

romantrick 

-the courting done by a seemingly smitten man with the intention of trapping a woman against her best interest and/or putting her in an uncomfortable position.
He seemed to pursue her with such sweetness and sincerity, but his romantrick intentions went against her body and will.
romantrick by connie m July 11, 2011