by Drock1954 December 11, 2018
A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.
I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".
by HolyHammer October 12, 2016
An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.
by Pugboners March 09, 2017
When you are having sex with a woman doggystyle, you gently slide your thumb into her anus, then say, “I fucked your sister last night.” You then hold on for as long as possible.
Josh was having sex with Brandy, he broke the news of his last week’s infidelity with her sister Britt and had a sister rodeo.
by Nipple Knockers July 16, 2022
Hey bro, after we left the pub past night those two slappers went tandem rodeo on me, I've got clap at both ends now!
by vodkasaurus August 12, 2014
When a woman is on her period and removes her tampon by ripping it out and spinning it around her head.
by Brittneydidntdoit February 23, 2020
The art of two guy friends convincing a sexy and well dressed female business executive to take an unexpected afternoon break while still at her office. The Executive Rodeo involves the business woman hiking up her skirt and riding one of the guys in the Reverse Cowgirl position, while the other guy stands above her and lets her suck his cock. Best when the sexy business woman is wearing sexy business attire (preferably a jacket and skirt on the outside and a full lingerie set with crotchless panties underneath). More exciting to perform at the corporate office, but the home office works just as well.
by The MILF hunting game warden February 03, 2023