epic retard

someone who is a super mega retard

wow, joel is an epic retard

by Dr.QuikSkins December 21, 2008

Urban Dictionary Retard

(noun) - A person who attempts to add a word to urban dictionary that will obviously not get published. Common Urban Dictionary Retards post their own names with definitions of how great they are, or someone elses name with definitions of how "gay" they are. Other posts by Urban Dictionary Retards are complete nonsense, sexually violent, or just plain awful.

The editors of Urban Dictionary probably get really sick of Urban Dictionary Retards posting their own fucking names all the time.

by K1LLFACE September 10, 2010

Retarded Animal Babies

A series of flash videos which are extremly funny. It features a sex-crazed, horny dog. A bunny which dies in most episodes, kenny style. A hamster which wants to fuck bruce willis. A donkey which is plain retarted but is the funniest. And finaly the cat, who once put some magic eggplants in his derriere.

If you havnt seen it, definately check out the series on newgrounds.

"Let's all catch thumbtacks on our bear eyes!" -Donkey
"I put some magic eggplants in my derriere" -Cat
"I brought 2 lesbians playing ping-pong with their life affirming jubblies" -Dog
"It are suckiest" -Hamster
"C is for clamhat." -Bunny

My point is, Retarded Animal Babies rocks!

by Yaziyo December 28, 2005

ok buddy retard

When you're getting good head from your homie and you a gangsta

elmo: I M GAY FORTNITE!!
Trump: ok buddy retard

by break da law November 8, 2018

stupid retard

Calling a retard stupid, making them sound even more retarded. Closely related to the term: dumb idiot

A: "My helmet is blue."
B: "No, your helmet is green, you stupid retard."

by Mrbiginpants January 18, 2009

retard teammates

Apes that can't do anything

Guy 1: Omg, i 'm hardstuck bronze yasuo main and i can't get out of it because i have retard teammates

by ilikedik123 December 17, 2017

Science retard

A scientifically illiterate person. One who doesn't have basic understanding of, or denies, scientific facts.

A creationist, flat-Earther, or geocentrist.

That science retard doesn't seem to know the most basic scientific concepts.

The science retards claimed the Earth was only 6,000 years old!

Alexander said the Sun goes around the Earth. What a science retard!

Those science retards are discussing how man and dinosaur lived together. Idiots!

by Science lover:) August 21, 2012