mexican rectum

When you take hot sauce and pour it on a girls ass-hole and take a soccer ball and use it as a dildo on the girl, with hot sauce on the ball.

I gave my mom a mexican rectum last night while my dad beat it while watching me pour the hot sauce on the soccer ball.

by Heafty Tony April 13, 2011

rectumbution

When a person farts and another pays them back with a fart of their own.

Damn that chili was good but your fart stinks, here's some rectumbution-pffffft!

by rattlesnake1959 March 12, 2011

rectum oppresser

a term used for a guy that has rectal sex

"My friend Ricky is a real rectum oppesser"

by Pen Isman February 2, 2004

Rectumate

Cumming in a womans arse. Like impregnate, but no-one gets knocked up.

I'm going to rectumate her.

by Pigrocks August 21, 2006

Rectumhat

Similar to an asshat, but with a sense of clinical detachment. More appropriate for use in formal settings or news reportage.

The CEO is a rectumhat, sources say.

by Azzic June 22, 2011

rectumlicious

A woman with a nice ass.

J-Lo is rectumlicious.

by P.D.G. June 18, 2011

rectumstein

when you get done shitting and the shit is green and stains the rectum green like Frankenstien.

Dude, last night i took a total rectumstein.

by Ed Danvers April 7, 2013