Nebraska Top-Ramen

when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her.

hello honey, want to partake in a Nebraska Top-Ramen?

by lucifer killed yo mom December 11, 2007

Ramen Bombs

when ramen noodle flavor packets form into small clumps and when you eat the ramen they explode in your mouth and make you want to throw up everywhere.

last night i made this old ass ramen packet that i found, then i realized that the flavoring was full of fucking ramen bombs

by Destinationowhere May 19, 2010

Ramen

The only thing better than women.

Joe: Hey, I got some dates hooked up for us tonight. You in?

Bob: Nah, I'm gonna stay here and have some Ramen and watch the game.

Joe: Hmm, yeah I'll join you. Those dates can wait.

Bob: Hell's yeah, Ramen kicks ass!

by whats-a-pseudonym? January 31, 2009

Ramendan

A period of time where one eats only Ramen noodles.
Esp. common in college students or people who are in a financial crisis.

Annie: Hey baby, do you wanna go out for dinner tonight?
James: Not unless you're buying. I'm so broke that I had to go on ramendan.

by Elizabeth Grace December 11, 2007

Raimey

Akif's husband and lover.

Person: Look at Akif and Raimey. They're so sweet together~

by FatElephantWithNineHundredArms December 15, 2021

Ramed

The effect ramen noodles give on you.
Pronounced rah-med.

I'm so ramed.
I love being ramed!

by laugeinggirl July 20, 2009

ramen noodle romantic

what college freshman in the dorms constitute as romantic

guy: What's wrong baby? I made you a hot meal and bought condoms
girl: ya, I that's just ramen noodle romantic. I'm going to start dating 25 yr olds who will take me out and buy me flowers

by katebyday June 19, 2011