by 4182931 March 13, 2018

Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.
by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024

A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.
She was just a raccoon, took everything I had and vanished....
She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....
She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....
by LaughingAlot June 3, 2024

The collective term for a group of people completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party
by Its_broken December 26, 2024

by GrandPappy JessiePoo88 April 13, 2024

A sandwich famously eaten by the great orham of the sheetmetal world, made by a blend of pet raccoon shit and stale bread, it is most enjoyed by the council house family’s of today.
by Chicken shop August 31, 2018
