Rebecca Black

A dumb, indecisive, ass bitch who is just a novelty product of an awful industry called Ark Music Industry. This is a social experiment to see if this congested tramp will be as popular as Justin Bieber.

That dumb bitch Rebecca Black won't fucking pick a damn car seat!

by Tiqle April 3, 2011

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A 13 year old girl who tought the world the days of the week with her new song "Friday." She faced a life-time changing decision when she was at the bus stop, and her friends drove by. She had to decide whether to sit in the back or the front seat, even though the front seats are all already taken, and the driver is around 12 years old. Everyday she has to have her cereal, and she likes to go out to party on Fridays.

Girl #1: OMG! Have you heard the new Rebecca Black song?

Girl #2: Yeah, I almost jumped off a cliff because of that.

by valeriaaaa April 3, 2011

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The genius who realized yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards.
She's also undecided which seat to take.
FUN FUN FUN

"yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards" -Rebecca Black

by jmaexyz April 4, 2011

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A thirteen year old with a pretty spectacular life. She talks about (but never actually eats) cereal, can get her license at 13, and is good personal friends of a thirty-year-old black rapper! She spends her weekends getting mad crunked, getting high on pixie sticks and holding boys' hands. Also, she can recite the days of the week. Pretty damn special, ya dig?

Stephanie: Oh crap! Which seat should i choose?
Amber: Ask Rebecca Black!

by mileycyrusgavemeaids April 4, 2011

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