Chocolate raisins

When you put your balls in a woman's ass

I took that bitch on a date and then gave her some chocolate raisins!

by Bill Dicksons April 29, 2022

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raisin cream pie

An old guy giving someone a cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins

That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie

by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023

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two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child

Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

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Raisining

(Verb) The shriveling up of ones testicles, commonly seen when in cold environments, or in fright.
Past tense: raisined
Present/Future tense: raisining

The man was raisining when he stepped into the harsh, cold winter.

by Lerm0930 June 15, 2024

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Meat raisin

When you don’t have enough sex and your clit dries up and falls off

I haven’t had sex in so long my clit fell off and my cat ate the little meat raisin

by @huntex2403 April 12, 2022

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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

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