Quan at maximum freak mode. When Quan lowers his head and makes a slightly disturbing grin you can tell he has entered the quantum mode. (Quan is most known for drugging people with sex chocolate then raping the whole town while in quantum mode) if you don’t want the effects of the quantum mode he won’t get turned on if you are at least 69 feet away.
I gave quan a handshake and then he looked like an absolute frickin lunatic shaking my hand at a rapid pace, I think he entered the quantum mode.
by Hashimo July 1, 2024

The Quantum Fuckining is when an individual feels (like they should give a fuck, might have a fuck to give, or fuck it all. Thus the fuck has been quantified; therefore existing and not existing all at once.)
A large group of people may experience a mass desensitized by a sudden and seemingly endless set backs such as but not limited to, pandemics, power hungry leadership, and disaster after disaster. May collectively experience (The Quantum Fuckining) together.
A large group of people may experience a mass desensitized by a sudden and seemingly endless set backs such as but not limited to, pandemics, power hungry leadership, and disaster after disaster. May collectively experience (The Quantum Fuckining) together.
The quantum Fuckining of 2020 when a world wide pandemic revealed the strength and weaknesses of the world leaders and childishness of adults everywhere over wearing face panties.
by Ms.Karma November 8, 2020

A: How did you French exam go?
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.
by Weed_lord_boner_hitler June 12, 2017

The Quantum Thop is a particularly harsh thop, one where the thopper draws upon all of their palm-strength to administer the thop
by ithinkmrkellylovesme May 20, 2018

A hypothetical conjecture used for creating complex and entirely useless theorems or laws of physics/mathematics.
The Quantum-Omega Diagapharum of the manatee created quite a disturbance on multiple levels worldwide.
by Craig the Wonder Zebra October 24, 2012

by Zandroid August 19, 2017

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
