by UrbanMads December 2, 2013

by BritMen November 24, 2016

A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.
by Coolbreezex82x July 9, 2022

by PussStain September 30, 2015

When you scratchy your pussy with a finger, and then place the same finger under someone's nose, to resemble a moustache.
by Little Miss Coathanger June 27, 2015

A bulging pouch of skin that starts at the bottom of the stomach and ends at the top of the vajayjay. It bulges further out from top to bottom and peaks in the center. Picture slicing a world globe in half and placing it below the stomach.
Steve: Hey Bill, think you could find that girls vajayjay?
Bill: I'd have to look under her puss fat for sure. That vajayjay hasn't seen daylight since Christ was a baby.
Bill: I'd have to look under her puss fat for sure. That vajayjay hasn't seen daylight since Christ was a baby.
by gamisiking July 10, 2016
