puerto rican

1. a person born on the Caribbean island of Puerto Rico; a person of Puerto Rican lineage living in any part of the world, especially the United States. 2. a type of Latino gene pool, considered by many to be the most mixed and diverse. 3. warriors or warrior blood that culminates beautiful, strong, powerful people.

The guy's eyes look greyish-honey. Does he wear contacts? Answer: No, he is Puerto Rican, and that is his natural eye color. Those Puerto Ricans are very proud of their culture and island; it must be because of their history, beauty, fearlessness, talents, and that damn beautiful, special island of theirs... Mommy, I wish I was Puerto Rican instead of Mexican. Why wasn't I born in Puerto Rico?

by malvin July 11, 2007

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.

"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"

by Steve Mullhollan January 1, 2010

Puerto Rican Pinch

When you pinch someone on their arm fat, a very sensitive area.

She Puerto Rican pinched me just because I called her a puta! God this hurts!

by Iwillpuertoricanpinchyou June 29, 2010

purrfictionary

n. 1. The book of fictional 'facts' so purrfectly incorrect it is absolute fiction but ascribed by some partitards and others dumber than a bucket of hammers as the absolute truth according to any contributing source that says what they want to hear. 2. Encyclopedia of lies and misrepresentations. 3. Belief by cat lovers that cats will take control of the world after the 2012 Mayan world collapse prediction is fulfilled. 4. The notion that Garfield is capable of losing 10 pounds.

The partitard changed the subject topic of discussion by relying on a purrfictionary entry which was utterly erroneous and served to validate their rectalcranial condition.

by zenllama February 3, 2010

puerto rican gas pump

When the driver of an automobile exits the stopped vehicle during a red traffic signal (stop light, red light) and urinates. The driver must finish urinating before the traffic signal changes to a green traffic signal (green light, go). If the driver does not finish urinating before the signal turns green he is to be scorned and ridiculed harshly by occupants within the vehicle and all surrounding vehicles and their occupants, however if the driver completes the task he is to be applauded by all.

Did you see me do a Puerto Rican Gas Pump? The light turned green just as I finished.

by Gomez McTaco June 10, 2011

Puerto Zacko

The most elite underground vampire bar in the whole entirety of Portland. It is funded by Vietnamese and South Korean opium farmers and regulated by the columbians. While keeping up a daily facade of a Starbucks, it is transformed into a shisha bar at night and provides a good avenue for vampiric orgies of blood after closing.

ImaInglet: Die rapture. Dies vulture flesh. Dies sweet entrails of sinnew. And the wine of cyanotic fetuses.
Shlepov: What is wrong with you!?!?!
ImaInglet: I am the way I am because of Puerto Zacko.

by SaamSaam December 7, 2011

Puerto Rican Roadblock

When 2 or more vehicles (normally trucks) lineup side by side on a highway and slow down traffic behind them while also making themselves unpassable.

Look at those 2 f******' semi's up there. We're goin' nowhere it's a Puerto Rican Roadblock!

by WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT December 28, 2011