Purple Buffalo

Code word to be used when in the presence of a one-upper or similarly irritating person who is so completely oblivious to their condition and impressed by their own story they don't even notice the oddity of the statement "purple buffalo".
One upper enters the room, joins a conversation and begins to ramble aimlessly...
Others: "Hey, let's head to the bar and get a purple buffalo"
"Is that a purple buffalo on your shirt?"
by K_good April 29, 2008
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purple wristband

An Australian moniker for the under-aged at music festivals. Refers to the purple wristband they must wear to identify them as under-aged and unable to buy alcohol. Most often attractive females and commonly associated with seedy old (and young) men creeping nearby.
Oi, look at that purple wristband", "Where?", "You bloody creep!
by noishdog December 06, 2010
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purple rock

Jessica is a purple rock
by Mrs piggie 🤠 February 24, 2019
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purple cello

Woman's lady parts that have larger than normal purple flaps
Dude, I LOVE playing on Meranda's sweet purple cello.
by chubbyninja December 15, 2016
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Purple Parakeet

nickname for the legal drug K2, herbal smoking blend made of herbs and spices sprayed with synthetic cannabinoids.
That Purple Parakeet makes me feel like I been climbing mountains all day!
by Hard Bark June 17, 2010
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Purple Surprise

When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.
"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"

"How was she?"

"She had the purple surprise."
by T3hTool August 15, 2011
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going purple

when your not gay. but have a straight man crush on one guy.
"Dude, John is straight going purple for Ryan"
by BrotImWeltraum September 27, 2022
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