puppet pud

A douche bag tool who falls under peer pressure too easily from their friends.
by yodas girlfriend February 25, 2010
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Point Puppet

A Cadbury to the Pippa, a one puff cooked Cunt!
Hey point puppet are you alright? Na bro, that one puff fried me!
by Majenta March 06, 2021
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Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.
by Orzi December 10, 2009
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arse puppet

is to be known as someones bitch (in a male to male relationship)
little johnny became his cell mates arse puppet when he was in lock up
by Matt .T .P February 17, 2008
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Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.
me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."
by CatsCantRead November 17, 2017
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sausage puppet

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.
Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
by counter22 June 15, 2009
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puppet history

This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.
"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
by sleeepytime July 31, 2021
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