Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.

me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."

by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017

Stuff Puppet

A Puppet (human, animal, alien, etc.) Or a stuffed toy that is used to masturbate into or onto. Male or Female although most won't admit it at some point they probably had a Stuff Puppet.

The last time I used my stuff puppet I had to peel it off the floor.

by CavernReaper April 7, 2023

sausage puppet

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.

Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.

by counter22 June 14, 2009

puppet sniffer

a person who sniffs the rims around glory holes in public cubicals

a puppet sniffer is a vile depraved idiviadual that sniffs glory hole rims

by the horn bag April 6, 2017

Shmuck puppet

Someone of extremely low intelligence who needs other people to dictate their lives for them.

You’re a shmuck puppet, wait for me and hold the door open otherwise I can’t get in.

by Hgray0905 May 13, 2023

Scrotum puppet

1. Using the folds and stretch of ones scrotum to produce puppetry

2. Attaching strings to scrotal piercings to make said puppetry

He showed me his scrotum puppet and I was both impressed and disturbed

by johnnysjohnson July 9, 2019

Stork Puppet

The act of fisting an anorexic female.

Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.

by Cave Moss February 24, 2012