public pubes

Those nasty mystery pubes that you can find on public toilet seats.
Dude, i was just in the bathroom and someone left some public pubes on the seat... i almost sat on them !! !! !!
by Moe92 September 02, 2009
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pube sause

the sause like mixture of urin and foreign pubes that linger on the brim of a public urinal or toilet seat. Sometimes found in puddles on the foor of a public restroom.
"I just slipped and fell into to a puddle of pube sause in the guys room."
"The bathroom here is so gross! there is pube sause all over the place in there!"
by russain fuck up January 04, 2009
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Fallopian Pubes

A religious accomplishment achieved when a man gives a woman such a deep and thorough dicking, that at least one or more of his pubes dislodges from his pelvis, and jets its way past the vulva, cervex, and uterus up into a woman’s Fallopian tubes.
“Johnathan ravaged me last night! I think he gave me fallopian pubes. Dinner for one at the hairy egg farm!”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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Pube-locked

A Velcro-like interaction between one person’s facial hair and another person’s pubic hair wherein the two become inextricably linked, typically achieved during the action of fellatio or cunnilingus.
Man, those two got pube-locked outside the Tabernacle.
by KAtMalZ November 25, 2022
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pubes on fleek

When your pubes are appealing to any object, gender, or animal.
'My pubes on fleek'
'What grows over your eyes grows over my dick'
by MyPubesOnFleek March 01, 2016
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Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm
Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor
by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022
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Pube Tumbleweed

The little ball of pubes you get when you shave your pubes and bunch them up. One may throw this at his/her friends or use it to film a western movie shootout scene.
Jerry threw the Pube Tumbleweed at his mom because she said his dick was tiny.
by Sukov Blyatovich January 08, 2018
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