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These pretzels are making me thirsty

From Seinfeld episode 3.11 "The Alternate Side". It was Kramer's line in a fictional Woody Allen movie and he kept saying it over and over in different ways.

It's doesn't mean anything other than what it says.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by Hyperbaria July 29, 2008
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of, be weary of pushing the "Do No Publish" button on the Urban Dictionary Editorial Station.
These pretzels are making me thirsty, same these dry of humor or of any makable sense suggestions!
by gravy111 November 28, 2010
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I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"
"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"
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Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel is way of saying not to get worked up and to chill
Gabby-man if there isn’t any pumpkin pie it’s your fault

Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel
by MECHSandppp November 7, 2019
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

can be used as a term for curiosity.
When you and a friend overhear someone and want to know more about what they are talking about, you can say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty."
by Gumbo76 September 22, 2006
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Pretzel House Republic

The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.

Major political and military power in parts of germany.

Pretzels are not to be ingested.
The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.

North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
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Dirty Pretzel

When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.
Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style
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