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The Struggle Pisser

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.
Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"
by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008
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driving like a pissed off teenager

Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
by malarky2020 December 16, 2009
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That ex football player amounted to nothing in life but a god damn pool pisser.
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odd-pissey

When you get so angry about something that you forget the basics of what is currently making you angry.
Thomas has died to the same boss so many times, he's starting to get a little odd-pissey.
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to smash pissers means to have sex.
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Passenger's Ass

When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.
Person1: Can we take a pit stop?
Person2: Passenger's Ass?
by $e9a October 25, 2009
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