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Dead Spider Position

Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.
Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...
by raisin brand February 9, 2017
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the fetal position

the most common sleeping position, curling up your arms and legs into a compact ball. usually accompanied by crying.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.
"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."
by fellownapper April 9, 2021
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The Jenga Sex Position

A sex position in which people stack on top of each other in alternating rows during an orgy, in a Jenga like fashion. The last person to pull out without falling over wins.
Last night, we tried The Jenga Sex Position. Mark barely beat Carlos.
by YesPapa47 April 10, 2021
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The Jay Position

When you incorrectly believe you are in a position where the only option is to submit to authority
by Looney_Man October 25, 2022
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friendly victims in a lying position

A position in which a girl cheats on her boyfriend on the chest of another.
We can use this word to save a non-binding relationship.
Don't worry, it was just friendly victims in a lying position.
My girl gives friendly victims in a lying position with her friend.
by mommiesmilker December 22, 2021
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69 position

when a girl sucks on a guy's cock and at the same time the guy is eating her up. They are lyin crotch in the face to each other.
She sixty nined me.
by jessica February 21, 2003
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posi tracks

To take a crap and leave streaks of shit on the inside of a toliet bowl.
Bob: Hey man you might want to clean your toilet.
Doug: Why is that?
Bob: I left so many posi tracks on that toilet it looks like the tire marks from a nascar doing a victory celebration.
by grabber383 December 7, 2010
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