Hate Portfolio

A way or ways to hurt, kill, or otherwise mess with people you feel deserve it. Can also be used in place of a hateful person's heart.

Max, you totally need to diversify your hate portfolio and kill that whore.

by A D G December 14, 2008

Mike Portnoy

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.

"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

Best Friend Potion

What 2 best friends drink to get rowdy and have slumber parties. Often followed by taking turns vomming in the toilet the following morning.

Veronica and I drank Best Friend Potion last night and then we watched COPS.

by rbvg2 April 6, 2011

potion

awesome; sweet; too cool

"Yo man I got into Yale"
"Oh shit man, that's potion"

by carly December 9, 2004

portie

to smell like a porta-a-potty when you get done going to the bathroom

wow it smells like portie!!

by jeanishness May 31, 2009

People Potion

Semen

Male number one: So how did it go last night with Vicky?

Male number two: Damn, it was tight! After she sucked me off I left my people potion all over her face!

by Dark Beef October 16, 2008

Love Poetion #9

An elixer of poetry

He swooned under the influence of Love Poetion #9

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009