porn

porn=yummmmmmy...

dude porn ill be back later

by eLeMeNt4LyFe 04 October 4, 2003

porn

images of naked people.

hey ma could i read your lesbo porn?

by vartansgal October 12, 2003

porn

what gets me up in the morning to keep living life.

i dont wanna go to work, i just want to jerk the gerkin all day to some porn!

by mcmuffin fucking March 14, 2011

porn

something only guys who cant get laid watch

Mike: You watch porn?
Matt: Yes
Mike: Sad

by Schleypops December 31, 2008

porn

Something people watch for sexual sensations and because they can't get a mate of their own.

Unmarried man: Hey did you watch any porn last night??

Married man: Why the hell would I?! Porn is for people like you who can't get a girlfriend!

Unmarried man: . . .

by ethanabiss April 9, 2010

porn

21th century way to humiliate mankind.

porn is produced by haters and watched by idiots.

by truckerman July 23, 2016

porn

Videos, dvds, magazines and pictures of explicit sexual nature that my boyfriend watches when I'm not there.

Nicola: Why do you watch porn?
Nicola's bf: You're not always there.
Nicola: Yeah but arousal off other women that's really hurtful.
Nicola's bf: I can't do nothing can I?Can we change the subject please?
Nicola: You really upset me. I know you are not watching it so you can get ideas about us two. You watch it for the other women.

by Nicola April 25, 2004