Poon Thatch

It is a dense thicket surrounding the poon.

Hey dude I tried to go down on Allora last night, but her poon thatch was outta wack!!!

by cuntniggerpoonblood December 9, 2008

Poon Plans

Common among females, two or more persons agree to plans at the beginning of the week that they will inevitably not follow through with. These plans are commonly forgotten due to the spontaneity with which they are created. Males that are aware of said plans are often able to detect that the plans will be cancelled due to the forgetfulness of the women, thus allowing them to also plan ahead to spend time with their female companions.

"Sally said she had already agreed to meet Gina for dinner this friday but those were just poon plans, I'm sure she'll be free that night."

by everybodywangchungtonight March 8, 2009

Poon slice

Relating to poon as used in referring to someone weak.

A poon slice is someone who is a weak and has been identified as such.

Person does or says something that puts his manhood into question.

"I don't think I'm drinking tonight. I'm going to stay home and catch up on some readings for class."

"Man, you're such a poon slice."

by Mohinder Sandhu December 10, 2009

Poon Buffoon

When a male or in some cases a female is unsure what to do with his or her woman.

Have you heard about Matt and Stacey? Yeah, he's a real Poon Buffoon!

by Fat Cats Fat February 22, 2011

poon smasher

when you and your bird are going at it mad time hard and it starts to hurt her

yeah josh is a little poon smasher , I got told her hurt lucy

by rape=good_health_care November 29, 2017

Poon Claw

An extremely agressive vagina that is only activated while riding out a severe dry spell.

Synonymous with a starving bearver.

Carried out through the act of "raking"

Goin out raking with my girls tonight, gonna flex my poon claw .

by Purplebeanmachine May 31, 2018

Poon Brothers

When you and someone you know nail the same chick, you than become Poon Brothers.

Remember that skank you banged last week, well I boned her. We’re Poon Brothers now Bro.

by SteelReserve July 28, 2019