A mentally retarded person. They usually uncontrollably drool and are secretly homosexual.
by Bruhhhhhh1234 March 1, 2023
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your dearest best friend who you want to have anal sex with :3
person 1: i hate it when my pookie bear with a vherry ontop gets drafted out to war (they have to go to the dentist) and its been 30 years (its been 2 minutes) and they sadly died (theyre getting teeth removed) and they never came back to their wife at home (shes coming back at 2:30)
their pookie bear: IM AT THE DENTIST SHUT UPPPPPP
by tanizakilover October 2, 2023
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A pookie is a cutesey little itty bitty scrumptious person!!! It’s the kind of goofy little friend you need in life 😍😍
Pookie, check out the tiktok I just sent you.
by your local pookie June 22, 2022
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“Pookie was so scrumptious today”
“Pookie looked so extravagant and lovely today”
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a POOKIE is a nickname for your crush, boyfriend/girlfriend/partner, anyone that you are attracted to.
oh my god, looks it’s my pookie! he’s walking this way, act normal.”
by uRg@710L June 25, 2022
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if someone calls you pookie,

they are calling you ugly and OBESE!

if someone calls you ‘POOKIE

Reply back By Stabbing them.
Person 1: ‘I love you pookie!’

Person 1’s Mind: Heh, they dont know i just called them an obese APE!’
by eshay hater May 13, 2022
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