Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.
Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.
by good guy friend April 30, 2012
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Poodle head

Someone with weird curly hair and looks like a dog
Someone with curly hair that is wired u call them poodle head
by JTizz-69 February 07, 2018
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big boy poodle

company responsible for the manufacture of weapons grade alluminum alloy.
by Dr. Bong August 14, 2003
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1. A phrase that means different people like different things.

2. A substitute for the more common colloquial different strokes for different folks
1. I don't understand why John insists on taking the long way home, but different cups of tea for different poodles I guess.
2. I'm not sure what Laura sees in Paul. He's so gross. I guess it just goes to show different cups of tea for different poodles.
by a,sjdb March 08, 2024
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boy to the poodle already

Having hard sex
Damn! Let’s boy to the poodle already! It’s been a week since I’ve seen you!
by Butter Bald Boy August 11, 2024
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Shred Poodle

Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.
"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."
by Regalsword May 31, 2024
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Poodle cakes

That girl is specail, shes my poodle cakes
by Mdawson September 26, 2018
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