Pooched

To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)

"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"

by Dingers15 April 28, 2015

Pooched

To take a massive L

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”

by Wörd güy March 28, 2021

banner pooch

A dog who eats turds

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch

by ORRIN_757_ January 28, 2018

peter-pooch

The part of a woman's abdominal area that protrudes out, belly roll often occurring after an air pocket is formed in her belly from having too much sex.

OMG...girl...I've tried everything to get abs but Ill never lose this peter-pooch!

by fiftsvn June 3, 2010

Pooch

A T-shirt with cut off sleeves

“Hey nice pooch”
“Thank you I made it myself”

by diilarnmindcontest69 August 28, 2020

snag the pooch

The act of loving the child that is not biologically yours but does belong to some one you are dating so much that you stay in the relationship, even though the relationship itself is over and you know it.

“Does she love him?”
“No, but she went ahead and had to snag the pooch and she’s gonna stay with him for Esmeralda”

by MaxBpowers December 28, 2022

Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 21, 2023