Potting Someone

"Potting someone" is when you hit a car at high speeds usually on a bend so that they lose control and go off.

On Gran Turismo 4 I potted the black car and was set up for the yellow.

by Ben Matthews March 30, 2005

Ponging Vag

1. When one devours you with the disgusting odour of their vagina.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.

Her: Baby i want you to go down on me tonight!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!

by bathion January 16, 2008

Potting

Australian slang to describe having sex with someone in a more polite way then saying fucking.
eg. Have you been potting any birds lately?
Did you pot that fit one last night?

Have you been potting any birds lately?
Did you pot that fit one last night?

by southeastqld June 30, 2017

Ponging

An individual that smells so bad their scent is left lingering after they have left a room/space.

Girl 1: Cawww that boy was well ponging
Girl 2: Wait are you talking about Murray or am I mistaken

by AmzingPerson347 July 10, 2019

tea-potting

The act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. Similar to planking or owling.

This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.

by gr8s1s August 21, 2011

Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

Crock Potting

When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.

I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.

by Scott Anderson June 3, 2019