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stroker poker

The sort of game you play with the provider whenever you go into a massage parlor to see if they are willing to give you that special "happy ending" (i.e. a handjob). You 'lay your bet' (make the first move with some sort of signal), and then they either 'call' (wait for you to make another signal they can trust because they're afraid you might be a cop), 'raise' (lead you on but give no sure indication they are willing - meaning they're cautious but don't want you to lose interest), 'fold' (give you that boner-shrinking NO), or 'go all in' (meaning she's willing to give you that handy, and maybe even let you go 'all in' her!). And unfortunately, just like poker as well, she could be bluffing - leading you on for whatever reason but, when it's time for that final bet, she folds.
Part of the enjoyment for me when going to a massage place is that whole game of stroker poker - never knowing if you're actually gonna get some, but enjoying the anticipation.
by Wordmaster Bitch September 17, 2012
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poker boy

A guy that is so consumed or obsessed with playing poker that he forgoes his basic needs (ie, food, water, sleep or sex with his hot girlfriend).
Q: What are you doing tonight?
A: Nothing. Poker Boy is at it again.
by Do You See Me September 11, 2006
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goat poker

self explanatory
by steveo February 24, 2004
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Indian Poker

I gotta go play a hand or two of Indian poker.
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Panera

1) 2nd worst employer, following OfficeMax. A bakery-cafe with incredible food on the menu, but never in stock. The location of the definition of fraudulent business ethics. Not where one wants to be caught during lunch rush on weekdays, or post-church rush on Sundays.
2) Hell on earth.
Fred: I just went to Panera for lunch.
Joe: Oh really? What did you order?
Fred: Well, I was going to order a sandwich but they ran out of bread and meat.
Joe: Typical.
by hell'semployee October 14, 2004
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POFER

text abbrevation for Peace Out FuckER (S), or commonly used on myspace as an adearing way to say see ya, by really cool people.
ttyl, pofer, ~will
ok hope you all have a great gang bang POFER ~chalie
by Will Zark October 7, 2007
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poger(s)

A better and cooler version of pogger(s)

First coined by Nasok#6004 in the Lovelies server in Discord.
Ssmudge: Hey, did you see the new update Discord put?

Lusty: Yeah, it's poger(s)
by Ssmudge March 10, 2021
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