Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole

Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes

by A.W. Williams (Anal Warts) May 30, 2025

mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.

When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.

by SWEPro August 13, 2025

Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.

"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"

by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025

Road Potatoes

When the girl riding with you puts your whole ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes

Jane and I went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home

by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025

Road Potatoes

When a girl riding with you performs oral sex by placing your entire ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes

Me and Jill went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home!

by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016