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polish chess match

The act of two stupid people arguing a complex issue.
I went to the city council meeting last night, but it turned into a Polish Chess Match.
by Listerfiend May 20, 2018
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Polished Piece of Shit

A piece shit type who looks the part of a person who has there shit together but they are soulless and completely corrupt.
I thought he was so hot... I had all these false ideas of him. Once I meet him in person his online and media persona was so opposite to what I found... underneath his cool quite facade was calculating fuckboy... basically a polished piece of shit.
by Coolcandle September 12, 2019
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polish cunt

A love filled fwendship between a polish kid and fadnams
by fadnams November 22, 2019
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Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.
Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag
by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019
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Polish Febreeze

A smelly fart released in a confined space, which is then immediately occupied by a person.
I was taking off my pants in the bathroom stall and I totally polish febreezed myself.

The couple who was in the photo booth before us totally polish febreezed us.
by The Roshh January 19, 2020
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Polish Exit

Similar to an Irish Exit. To leave a bar or party without people noticing but wit the exception of letting a select few know via a whisper in the ear or sneaky text message. This is mostly done out of courtesy so members of the party do not think you died or got lost.
Did Jess just Irish exit on us, what a bitch?
Oh no, she just made a Polish exit, I just got a text letting me know she left.
by G-MoneyBagz May 25, 2020
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Polish Spring

A septic tank leak that floods your property.
Looks like Jeb and Judy have a nasty Polish Spring in their front yard. I could smell it before I could see it.
by BigFatSlackjaw October 13, 2020
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