Joe the Plumber

Brother of Mike the Mechanic, son of Jane the Prostitute, father of Jonny, the chronic falling-down-well child, husband of Wonderwoman.

Friend to all?

1) In your entry, link to other words with square brackets.

2) Joe the Plumber is everyone's fair weather friend.

by sux0r February 23, 2009

big dick plumber chick

1. a female who is equipped and experienced in processing oversized members.

2. a tranny hooker who eats assholes.

3. a well-endowed plumber whose Christian name is Richard, and happens to look like a woman.

4. bull-dikes

i was down at the pub, taking a leak in the bathroom, when all of a sudden i was jumped by a 300-pound big dick plumber chick.

by kgspeeniz2 May 6, 2011

Plum Bob

The act of a woman performing fellatio on a man while he is sitting on a toilet defecating.

Bitch, I don't care if smells like the fart of a raccoon with colon cancer, get on yo knees and gobble this knob while I squeeze out the remnants of your hastily prepared lasagna.

by Slick Dick Lick June 14, 2004

plum tug

Noun. The act of pulling the scrotum down quickly in order to inflict maximum pain. Can refer to a defensive move used by sex workers, or may be a figurative expression to describe the effect of a slight or insult on the recipient.

Suzanne really gave Michael the old plum tug when she dumped him in front of everybody at the dance.
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Sensing that Michael was about to grab her hair, Suzanne got her hand in position to perform a plum tug. He got the hint and put his hand back behind him.

by Jojo Lemon May 8, 2005

Check the Plumbing

#1 - Slang term for using the bathroom to rid oneself of solid waste. Used primarily in an embarrassing situation so that others do not suspect your long absence.

#2 - Slang term used among friends to indicate their needing to use the restroom.

Friend #1 - Hey, man, let's go out to a movie.
Friend #2 - Hold on and wait for me. I have to go check the plumbing.
Friend #1 - What?
Friend #2 - *walks off hastily*

by uofmman1122 January 19, 2006

Prof. Plum

A Clue (the board game) reference to purple.

First wide-spread use was following the release of the "Jimmy: A world of Warcraft Story."

Real life applications are generally discouraged.

I scored some mad prof. plum's last night in BT.

by P-Dangler March 11, 2008

backdoor plumber

a shit stabber, a poofter, a mary queen, a sausage jockey, an uphill gardener, a fudge packer, a bone smoker, a bumbaklaat.

basically a male who partakes in intimate relations with another man's rectum.

"Look at him mincing around, bet he's a right backdoor plumber!"

by Antony Cole November 21, 2005