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plasic spastic

1.a famous celebrity who is made out of plastic.

2.a derrogatory word for anyone when you're trying to sound cool, a trick i learnt at school whilst playing pool, you fool cool mool. you tool
Grow up you plastic spastic.

He was a plastic spastic....you are completely fucking useless....you plastic spastic.

You are a plasic spastic.
by No, your name. September 28, 2005
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plap

n. cum

v. to ejaculate
"yeah, so this one time i plapped in my own eye"
by yermum April 1, 2007
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Plap

Stands for 'Parking like a Prick'; a derogatory term for one who parks like a prick (i.e. complete twonk/utter dickhead). This could include taking up multiple bays, parking unwisely on a narrow lane, parking in a disabled spot while being perfectly able-bodied, or being a driver of a BMW and/or Audi. First used in this context on the Facebook page 'Parking like a Prick in Ramsbottom'.

When used as a verb, it can also refer to taking photographic evidence of of a plap and shaming the plapper publicly on the Internet or another mass media outlet.
'Look at that cockend parking on a bridge. What a plap.'

'I got plapped the other day when I used the disabled spot and the picture was put all over the internet; I was mortified!!!'
by Pelthain July 5, 2016
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plasmarised

to be utterly destroyed by plasma rounds
the marine was plasmarised into nothingness
by abernethy June 5, 2005
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paps down

by papsdown May 28, 2006
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Make plans

A euphemism for masturbation.

Refers to the mental state people sometimes enter while masturbating, where they want to extend and prolong the pleasure they receive from masturbation. They make grandiose "plans" on how they will carry everything out to maximize their pleasure. This state of mind is quickly lost after climax has passed.
I was going to go out last Friday night, but instead I stayed home and made plans.

I scheduled half an hour for myself to make plans. Unfortunately, I finished after 5 minutes and watched TV instead.
by Daniel McNally November 10, 2008
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Paps

Nickname for the skeleton Papyrus from Undertale. He is the most innocent cinnamon roll ever, and if anyone kills him they should be burning in hell. He is Sans younger brother, he makes spaghetti, and he is a cool dude.
Paps is one of my favorite characters from Undertale. My other favorite is Pap's brother, Sans.
by Yes, I'm A Fangirl... November 30, 2019
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