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Pile of shit

1. A mound of fecal matter with emits an odor that is not pleasent.

2. A slang reference to an item or person which refers to the subject being unusable, of shoddy construction, unwanted, unreliable, or unacceptable in some fashion.
1. I just stepped in a huge pile of shit left by the mule.

2. Windows ME was a huge POS.
by k_semler October 6, 2008
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Pikey Shower

A Pikey shower is the slang term of when someone uses excessive ammounts of linx or other deodorant sprays as a substitute for a propper shower or bath.

This phrase is mostly used in England.

The name derrives from the popular beleif (fact) that pikeys (gypsies, travelers, eastern europeans mainly romanians) are thilthy animals and cant be bothered to wash propperly and so they do this to cover up their stench and thus create the impression that they are clean. But this almost never works because the smell of the spray mixed with the BO makes a worst smell.
This practise is common with students and it is also used to cover up the smell of cigarette smoke or smoke in general.
Someone wakes up in the morning gets dressed, they cover themselves in spray and go to work/school/dole office. They have just had a Pikey Shower.
by Fudgeloopkoi November 1, 2009
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pikey

a derogatory term for a traveler. people often throw around the word loosely not knowing the true meanin which actually is dirty gypsy or tramp
your a pikey
no mate im a traveler but come to the yard and well sort this out
by uknown slagger February 7, 2020
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pile pipe

The invention relates generally to ointment applicators specifically for hemorrhoidal use.
My boyfriend used a pile pipe to administer his ointment for his hemorrhoidal tissue. He said it felt good so I shoved it in my ass.
by Markalisa April 12, 2008
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Rusty Pile-driver

A shit-covered super hard-on violently penetrating any bodily orafice just before 'bustin a nut'.
As I was bangin' this chick's poop-chute, just before blowin' my load, I flipped her over and sunk a Rusty Pile-driver down her gob.
by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009
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Child Piledriver

When a man attempts to have vaginal sex with a woman as she is giving birth. The thrusting motion must be enough to combat the birthing process until climax is reached.
The unstoppable force met the immovable object.

Dude I was about to finish the child piledriver until the doctors pulled me off of her
by Kraitogyn December 10, 2012
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Alligator Fuck Pile

A situation so bad, you can only hope it calms into a shitstorm. Similar in nature to the classic clusterfuck, but with far direr circumstances.
1) Daryl: "Holy shit man! I heard that shotgun expo turned into one hell of a clusterfuck once they done run outta the whiskey samples!"
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."

2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."
by The Active Duty Activist November 19, 2011
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