pigeon critique

The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.

To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.

by Michael VII September 3, 2021

pigeon stompers

an expresssion for a pair of bulky shoes
normally those ugly fila things or air max 95s

"look at her shoes"
"err they're pure pigeon stompers"

by TopShaggerGeorge July 23, 2019

bitchin' pigeon

The cooler older brother of "awesome possum". Used when something is truly fantastic or badass in a way that can only be described as "bitchin'". The addition of a rhyming animal in the phrase only accentuates its absolute bitchin'ness.

Hypothetical Hubert: Yesterday I found a cat with five legs.
Imaginary Imogen: Oh man, that's bitchin' pigeon!

by Carezees May 2, 2010

Fancy pigeon

A pigeon that is particularly more fancy than the other pigeons. Tends to be wearing a piece of clothing making it stand out.

Did you see that fancy pigeon earlier?

by PigeonDude February 28, 2021

dunce pigeon

An ignorant uncultured person who hovers and annoys everybody with his or her own stupidity. As pigeons usually strut around and poop from above, it is easy to see why someone who gives others crap is called a dunce pigeon. Such a type of person is very much self infantilizing and immature. Dunce pigeons are often known to bother others by talking about unwanted irrelevant subjects or carelessly breaking objects.

Someone please fire that dunce pigeon!

by Major Madcat July 17, 2019

Pigeon-Soaked

Being uncomfortably wet in a very small amount.

Jim: (steps in puddle) Damit! I'm so Pigeon-Soaked right now!
Bill: ....what?

by Hedry Gerard Westingson Alamo June 14, 2010

pigeon pit

a folk punk/midwest emo band based around oregon state
the lead singer's name is Lomes, she is a trans women
she makes much music about relationships

their most popular song 'Nights Like These' got popular on tiktok for about a month, and then died down

dude have you heard the new pigeon pit album?

me: yes of course! I'm their biggest fan

by diplomia December 18, 2022