Obese Pigeon

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King of the pigeons

A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.
Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.

Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.
by Melton June 29, 2012
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Doctor Pigeons

Doctor Pigeons, also known as Mr Hippo, is a professional animal which focus on eating humans especially Marc.
Doctor Pigeons is hunting for Marc again!
by ascertain102 June 11, 2020
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Grease Pigeon

A disgusting person who does not groom themselves well.
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pigeon in a teapot

A way of describing someone who's fake or just a cunt.
"I heard that Jim putting the smack on your hoe".
"He's a right pigeon in a teapot, he has'nt a chance".
by PsychoKezz June 17, 2014
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pigeons in the comfrey

The expression “pigeons in the comfrey” (specifically the lack thereof) refers both, somewhat confusingly, to a person who is not quite here mentally (similar to cobweb head), or who is restlessly busy doing many things (similarly to have fingers in many pies)
* Since the accident, Donald has not been the same. He doesn't have a lot of pigeons left in his comfrey.
* Joe never has a lot of pigeons in the comfrey. I don't know how he keeps up with all those projects.
by Ein3 March 21, 2023
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Pigeon-Soaked

Being uncomfortably wet in a very small amount.
Jim: (steps in puddle) Damit! I'm so Pigeon-Soaked right now!
Bill: ....what?
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